"Martin Needs"
This isn't my idea, in case someone accuses me of taking credit for something that isn't mine. Interesting list, just follow these instructions to create your own...
- Go to the google search engine
- Type in your name and put needs after it. (eg. "John needs") making sure that its in quotes!
- Post whatever comes up...
My List
Martin needs...
- big outing for Jets.
- TO GET DRUNK.
- Medical Treatment
- to return to earlier form.
- to act on this now, before it's too late.
- Brand X Clarity
- to fix the bed
- nothing.
- his freedom
- Advertising Advice.
Finally, take a look at the live list.
Labels: internet
posted by Martin at 19:51
1 Comments:
Not being a commited blogger, I don't normally bother writing comments on people's blog's (or read blogs in the first place), but this made me laugh. For "George needs" (i.e., my name) the top 10 results are;
"George needs;"
(1) a potty break
(2) to put Laura in her place
(<< they must be psychic?>>)
(3) the money... go on, don't vote for him!
(4) a good smack
(5) to write a bio
(6) a wee-wee
(7) setting in order
(<< at the Cedar branch of the LDS Church >>)
(8) to calculate the duty cycle for readout of the guide stars
(9) to discuss with NOAO the availability of Barry Starr
(10) your forgiveness and encouragement on a daily basis
(11) a little entertainment like Foghorn Leghorn cartoons, tea parties and a little music
(12) Ade
(13) better movie theatres
(14) a decent radio
(15) anchor management
(16) you
(17) fresh water
(18) to restart the DHCP server and initiate scavenging
(19) a concept for efficiency improvement ASAP
(20) to punish Miller
(21) a communication partner, with knowledge and skill
(22) 20
(23) updated versions of Cdrecord and Mkisofs
(24) needs to stay on top of their tracking services
(25) an assistant, and Lucy
(26) to return to her body
(27) to go a step further
(28) to agree to give Bin Laden huge concessions
(29) to do more than wave
his flag
(30) so much attention he wants you to stand there while he
eats
Perhaps I went a little over enthusiastic there? I just couldn't help myself
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